Showing posts with label satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label satire. Show all posts

10/7/21

Thursday blend: eh-dition

10/7/21
It's already Thursday. I'm just going to phone it in today. Not sorry.

Democrats Put Out 'Help Wanted' Ad For Submissive, Obedient Woman To Replace Sinema

Local Man Prays That Wife's Text Message Of 'OK' Really Means OK

'I'm A Little Worried About What My Son Is Learning In School,' Says Dangerous Domestic Terrorist

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The great office refusal:
Driven partly by fear of infection, and by the liberating rise of remote work, Americans have been increasingly freed from locational constraints. Work continues apace in suburbs and particularly in sprawling exurbs that surround core cities, while the largest downtowns (central business districts, or CBDs) increasingly resemble ghost towns.

This shift has made it more practical for individuals and particularly families to migrate to locations where they can find more affordable rents, and perhaps even buy a house. But such a pattern may be countered by investors on Wall Street, who seem determined to turn the disruption to their own advantage by gearing up efforts to buy out increasingly expensive single-family homes, transforming potential homeowners into permanent rental serfs and much of the country into a latifundium dominated by large landlords. ...

The shift of work from the office to the home, or at least to less congested spaces, threatens the strict geographic hierarchy of many elite corporations. Some corporate executives, like Morgan Stanley’s Jamie Dimon, are determined to force employees back into Manhattan offices, like it or not. It’s now a common mantra among like-minded executives, especially those connected to downtown office development, that workers are “pining” to return to the office. Some have even threatened employees who do not come back in person with lower wages and decreased opportunities for promotion, while offering to reward those willing to take the personal hit of coming back on-site every day.

Haha. I'm not going back to the office, not without a massive (25%+) raise and more and better perks. That's how much working at home is worth, and I might be low-balling it. They can fire me and dozens of like-minded employees if they don't like it. We are in the position of strength. I'd be happy to remind them of that.

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Last but not least,

The list of major Biden administration failures

  • The Del Rio Haitian border crisis.
  • Don't forget Afghanistan.
  • TBA: I'm thinking about adding unity here. Yeah, every president fails on this, but maybe we should start holding them responsible. Especially when they explicitly promise it (even if they know they will fail miserably).

9/23/21

Thursday blend: the Biden list of failures

9/23/21

I'm going to keep a list of the growing Biden failures and re-post it every Thursday blend. The list is starting out small, but not insignificant. I can add more, but I'll try to keep it to major/huge and obvious failures. That said, happy Thursday!

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Gen-Zer Wishes Socialism Had Some Historical Examples Of Whether Or Not It Works

Border Patrol Agents Accused Of Patrolling Border

Idiot Immigrants Enter Country Legally

Trudeau Re-Elected Sultan Of Canada
Above image is satire, barely
Actual photo of Trudeau - click for story

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It appears misinformation and sloppy immigration policy was largely responsible for the immigration crisis. 


The left seems increasingly disinterested in carrying water for old man Biden: Joe Biden's Disastrous Approval Ratings Show No Sign of Rebounding (note that is from the lefty rag Newsweek).
 

President Biden's ambassador to Haiti resigns over 'inhumane' treatment of Haitian migrants.

Gee, I wonder why Biden is rarely accessible by the press? Could it be that he's a terrible president, or that he has extreme difficulty answering basic questions? My money is on both.

President Joe Biden pitched the merits of democracy during his inaugural United Nations address, but hours later, White House aides' treatment of reporters raised questions about whether he is leading by example. ...

"Biden hasn’t completely shut out the press, but he has been less available to them than any president in recent memory," Schnur added. "The White House has the prerogative of deciding on the format, but the president should be much more available to questions from journalists than has been the case until now."

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2 men arrested for trying to sneak KFC into Auckland


Above image satire, but only barely (again)

 

Reminds me of a South Park episode.


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Last but not least,

The list of major Biden administration failures

6/13/21

Crytpocurrency guide

6/13/21

 From the Bee, here is the definitive guide to cryptocurrency:

But what IS cryptocurrency? 

Cryptocurrency is a completely virtual currency that exists only online. You never have to worry about using your wallet because there's no physical money to keep track of. All you have to do is remember one simple 38-character hexadecimal password, answer the bridgekeeper's five three questions, and go on a quest across the galaxy to retrieve all six Infinity Stones to access your account. Easy! There's also stuff about mining and blockchains and stuff but honestly, we still don't understand it.


Are there different types of cryptocurrency?

Yes. Currencies like Bitcoin and Dogecoin are probably the most popular, but there are hundreds of different types! Some lesser-known varieties include the following:

  • BLMcoin
  • EpsteinDidntKillHimselfCoin
  • RonPaulCoin
  • ChuckECheeseCoin
  • Larrycoin -- a coin exclusively for people named Larry.

Obviously satire, but it's close.

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